Alfred called his mother from the kitchen and when she came into the living room where he had been sleeping he looked at her and said "you don't even do yoga!" and she said "honey, I know, I just didn't want you to ruin my seats with your pee" and Alfred was so mad at his mother that he peed on the couch right in front of her Now, this couch was a couch $15,000 that he had just peed on. Alfred's mom was so angry that she got in the car and left. When Alfred's dad came home and saw him peeing on the couch, she thought Alfred couldn't go to the bathroom because of his leg, so he peed right there on the couch. So Alfred's father took Alfred, changed his pants and said, "Son, let's go to McDonald's." So when they got to McDonald's, they ordered the food and they ate and Alfred he was very sad because he couldn't go and play on the playground. Suddenly the bullies came into McDonald's with their parents and when they saw Alfred they started teasing him for peeing his pants and breaking his leg. Alfred started crying and all the parents started laughing at him. When Alfred saw that all his parents were laughing at him (except his father) he peed himself again. Alfred's dad was like oh shit and so